Although Green Crack God may have a bombastic name, its flowers more than live up to its promise. The buds are medium to large in size and have a rounded, slightly tapered shape, like miniature pinecones. They have a characteristically indica structure, with narrow leaves that curl tightly inward toward their central stems. The leaves themselves are a dark shade of forest green, although occasionally, they will show patches of purple as well due to high concentrations of anthocyanin pigments. Finally, translucent white trichomes and curly orange pistils make these colorful flowers even more eye-catching.
Like a bolt out of the blue, God’s Green Crack strikes users soon after they’ve toked on its heavy, aromatic smoke. At first, the strain may exert twitchy effects in the head like an increase in salivation or a throbbing in the temples. These tics subside soon after they’ve arrived, though, and are followed up by a surge in the intensity of the smoker’s thought processes. Certain concepts may seem more fascinating than they otherwise would, while the user’s train of thought it likely to amble around following from one free association to the next. For properly focused and motivated users, these buzzy properties can encourage productivity on work, whether your to-do list includes demanding, analytical tasks or mundane chores. God’s Green Crack can also stoke the fires of creativity, making it useful to those working on open ended personal projects.
Less than an hour after this high has kicked in, though, smokers should plan to be as relaxed as physically possible. Green Crack God weighs down consumers’ limbs and eyelids in equal measure, rendering any physical exertion very difficult. At this stage, the bud is well-suited to passive activities like snacking and binge-watching, as smokers give themselves over the flow of their immediate surroundings.
The versatile, multi-layered high that comes with Green Crack God can have a range of uses for medical cannabis patients as well. Those with attention deficit disorders may benefit from the strain’s early cerebral properties. Its glow of euphoria, meanwhile, can help to temporarily lift the fog of conditions like stress, depression, PTSD, and anxiety. On the physical end of the spectrum, this bud’s deeply relaxing vibes may soothe aches and pains, whether they’re temporary or chronic, as in the case of conditions like lupus or arthritis. Its tendency to bring about the munchies can even work as an appetite stimulant for those with impaired hunger due to harsh medications or treatments. Because of its sheer intensity, both mental and physical, God’s Green Crack is not recommended for patients who are prone to panic or paranoia.
johnathan.hovinga (verified owner) –
Meh
tyronechamps (verified owner) –
One of my top 5, i would recommend every time
raj_swamy (verified owner) –
Love it, a great deal, nice buds and nice buzz
rembar204 (verified owner) –
Just like when was a kid 😂 will buy again
slitt47 (verified owner) –
Very smooth smoke
mikerusk613 (verified owner) –
def in my top 5.. soooo good
rdyer29 (verified owner) –
Nice taste but mild high
fairygothmotherr (verified owner) –
Big hit with the roommates! Sativa love
rdyer29 (verified owner) –
Its nice smooth mellow
Dylan Edward (verified owner) –
The smell of this bud is like sniffing fresh roses. Smells pretty luxurious to me 😉
fortierfranco9 (verified owner) –
I was wowed by it
seif (verified owner) –
Very purple very strong indica
cannabisheadquarters (verified owner) –
Smooth smoke! Will get again
juliem00 (verified owner) –
So good! Smooth, mellow!
rdyer29 (verified owner) –
The high is strong it put me to sleep right away but i like something more sativa that keeps me going
kajjindal (verified owner) –
beautiful, strong & good high. def recc
miranda-caines (verified owner) –
Love it!
cannabisheadquarters (verified owner) –
It will be 5 stars next time if you call it gods green crack
sudipshah007 (verified owner) –
Wow.. indeed a great product.. dense and big purple buds.. makes me cough a bit with much relaxing after affects.. will order again when in stock..
sudipshah007 (verified owner) –
Thats the best one .. cracking body high .. will order again ..
NewBrunswick420 (verified owner) –
wow very good quality ! This is one of my favorite <3 Shipping to NB was fast and got a lil extra with my order, very happy 🙂
alecbourque6 (verified owner) –
5 stars for sure! Great product
kleinaaron7 (verified owner) –
This is one of the best strains I’ve ever had. Very impressed
britt.hoover (verified owner) –
Made my dad a little gift basket of goodies and I put some of this in there. My mom sent me a picture of him on the kitchen floor petting the cat and eating peanuts a few hours later having a grand time. Said this strain was a winner so I’ll take his word for it and make that my review!
owengoerk98 (verified owner) –
Amazing bud definitely worth the price
DANK (verified owner) –
good bud
stephanecollin04 (verified owner) –
nice
stephanecollin04 (verified owner) –
Amazing
s.lavender (verified owner) –
it was amazing
samromaniuk (verified owner) –
Lives up to the name ‘
chris.stone760 (verified owner) –
awesome product
gregory-allen09 (verified owner) –
one of the best strains
780skippy (verified owner) –
Not too strong
jamieleeparker16 (verified owner) –
Nice energizing strain. Really tasty!
maximebriere1669 (verified owner) –
this is not for beginners
eyman (verified owner) –
Fav strain on the site
mhawk1548 (verified owner) –
Very nice
mhawk1548 (verified owner) –
Beautiful
C. Long (verified owner) –
This is, hands down… the BEST weed on this site. It is amazing in Smell, Taste and High. It’s truly made for the Gods, by the Gods.
cn3plusz (verified owner) –
Love it , just been waiting for it to make a comeback and in the cart it will go.
gabe.arseneau (verified owner) –
Has to be some of the prettiest stuff a plant can yield. Almost felt bad burning it.
kelvinmarley96 (verified owner) –
If you want to be high as fuckk this is what you needd!!
kajal_singh93 (verified owner) –
This is the best weed on this site!!!
kajal_singh93 (verified owner) –
This is the best weed my new fav
caya116 (verified owner) –
Great smoke
zwickc (verified owner) –
Not as good as I hoped but pretty, pretty, pretty good. High AF.
GanjaManja (verified owner) –
Worth every penny
GanjaManja (verified owner) –
Excellent purple buds. Smoked like a dream
780skippy (verified owner) –
Great high
cn3plusz (verified owner) –
This is the bomb )! I will buy again and hope it’s as good as the 1st, almost never is. Lol. Anyway great job on this one.
deblaine76 (verified owner) –
Vandam delicious!
N.Robertson (verified owner) –
Good smoke and great buzz. Worth it
Jill Sharp (verified owner) –
this slaps. such a mellow high. will order again!
haydenhodson16 (verified owner) –
very nice smelling and smoking, great buds
Simo (verified owner) –
I like it
Simo (verified owner) –
Good strain not my favorite
brettabernethy (verified owner) –
I’m a sucker for a sale and it was over $7/g. It’s very good. Great aroma and very smooth smoke. This is the good medicine. It hits.
ryandavie15 (verified owner) –
Theres no green… its like 95% purple. Best strain ive tried on this site
eyman (verified owner) –
this one is one of the best flowers on this site. I just tracked down some seeds and I cant wait for them to get here so I can start my next ofganic grow. Worth it , very potent , BUY IT 🔥
kelvinmarley96 (verified owner) –
simplement wow
jamie_noname (verified owner) –
Amazing so much crystal, tight compact buds, purple and nice smoke.
Will defiantly purchase this bud again. Cant believe I got it at such a good price.
Received within 7 Days.
the_uncivilized (verified owner) –
good stuff good prices always
greenwarrior (verified owner) –
One of the most powerful strain I try on this site so far
nieceyhyde (verified owner) –
This stuff is absolutely amazing! Couldn’t ask for better quality. Will definitely be reordering some more of this. 10/10 would recommend
heute89 (verified owner) –
super dense bud and great buzz
Lane (verified owner) –
An absolutely positively delightful and insightful and surprisingly delicious treat.
jackcandy (verified owner) –
Love these buds. So far this is my favorite strain from haute. Smooth and strong, can’t go wrong. In fact, I am going to place another order right now..
Lane (verified owner) –
Wow this is exceptional bud. Premium Sativa IMHO.
BodhiDharmaGanjaBaba (verified owner) –
This bud is sick! nugs are tight and purple, smells boom! Great for anytime of day! Def gonna order again!
anavu (verified owner) –
One of my favourite strains
derick842122 (verified owner) –
Wow
marioricher1967 (verified owner) –
Je viens tout juste de l’essayer.. J’ai plein de projets dans la tête , mais je suis cloué sur le divan lollll
bjnorthup98 (verified owner) –
best strain
bjnorthup98 (verified owner) –
one of my favourites
bellemoren (verified owner) –
Fantastic! Looks and taste so good
daleyadada (verified owner) –
One of my favourites on this site so far. Nice tight frosty nugs! Nice relaxing, but not couch locking high. Helped me get through the day!
mmitch13 (verified owner) –
Great for pain, buds were nice tight and purple. Great tasting weed!
lzoppa (verified owner) –
Wow nice taste nice high!
lzoppa (verified owner) –
Wow smelled good and smoked better. Buds were a lil dry but great with vape!
henhawke (verified owner) –
Wow every bud is purple
ben.mier (verified owner) –
Great strain, potent strain, beautiful shades of purple, nice cerebral high
mario.element (verified owner) –
Wow! Excellent strain. Very potent. I liked it very much and I recommend it.
lsmithbc43 (verified owner) –
This was amazing! Def reorder!
bhezzy (verified owner) –
Top shelf bud, did not disappoint
jamesray.biz (verified owner) –
absolute GAS top shelf stuff!!!
alecmacd5 (verified owner) –
WOW, nice purple buds and covered in crystals
x.kristinarichard.x (verified owner) –
amazing stuff, wish I bought more when on sale
Yoko (verified owner) –
My head started to tingle on my first inhalation, was sweating all over by the end of a fatty. Great buzz. Gorgeous weed
kieytrist (verified owner) –
Beautiful purple bud!!! Great tasting n smoking
stefan_kolesnikoff (verified owner) –
beautiful beautiful beautiful!!!
daunais (verified owner) –
A big big big two thumbs up
so freaking nice!,npurple as crazy and tasty Colors everything is good about that weed BUY IT !!
bcmw90 (verified owner) –
Supposed to be one of the strongest sativas
henhawke (verified owner) –
whoa made me schmelloww