When you think of green, oozing slime does your mind go straight to Ghostbusters, or bodacious buds? Well your mind should be set on Slymer Cookies strain from Haute Health, because these nugs are excellent for quelling anxiety, easing depression and helping you beat insomnia. Slymer Cookies is the hybrid child of Slymer strain and SinMint Cookies – where the many greens and reddy-brown hues come from in this Indica-dominant hybrid.
With a flavor profile suggesting of lemons & limes wrapped up in a bow of honied sweetness, Slymer Cookies coats your tastebuds like a thick layer of primordial ooze. The strong skunky-citrus aromas leave nothing to the imagination with this sour-but-sweet strain: you’re mired in the balanced high of the Slyme, and you don’t care too much about getting out. Slymer Cookies offer a sustained, moderate high that allows you to be functional but takes off many of life’s edges. Try a fresh batch of Slymer Cookies from Haute Health today.
lsmithbc43 (verified owner) –
This was absolutely amazing
ilovedogs (verified owner) –
just got a bit to try, it was good quality stuff. happy with my order
Jonah Fiddes –
Happy to hear you enjoyed trying something new 🙂 This strain doesn’t miss
lobsterman217 (verified owner) –
this stuff is high end flower, was a great deal on sale!
Matt Blanc –
Love to hear you are enjoying the Slymer Cookies Flower!
dizzy120mph (verified owner) –
great strain, love the flavour and the smell 10/10 will buy again
Matt Blanc –
Love to hear you enjoyed the Slymer Cookies Flower! Great feedback!
legodeke (verified owner) –
this was the first bud from the site that didn’t arrive dry.
Matt Blanc –
Thank you for taking the time to review our Slymer Cookies Flower!
joce (verified owner) –
This is one of my favorite. I love it ! On sale it’s AMAZING , Thank you haute health
Matt Blanc –
Love to hear you enjoyed our Slymer Cookies! Amazing feedback!
abergbusch93 (verified owner) –
Pretty kick ass stuff. Definitely recommend to an experienced smoker!!
Reidco27 (verified owner) –
Grabbed a quarter of this bud, nice and moist and has nice tastes to it.
Matt Blanc –
Great feedback! Love to hear you are liking our Slymer Cookies! Thank you for the review!
Perry (verified owner) –
Very dense buds. Nice taste and a peaceful high. What more could I want
Matt Blanc –
Thank you for reviewing our Slymer Cookies Flower! We appreciate your feedback!
cmec (verified owner) –
I’ve really lucked out with this product. Stickiness plus a strong mellow high. Sales good
Matt Blanc –
Love to hear you have enjoyed our Slymer Cookies Flower! Thank you for your feedback!
KABOOM (verified owner) –
Nice dense, very crystally buds. Great bang for your buck. When on sale, can’t beat the price.
Matt Blanc –
Thank you for your feedback on our Slymer Cookies Flower! Love to hear you are enjoying the deals!
MP (verified owner) –
This is some high end product. It is incredibly strong.
Matt Blanc –
Great feedback, love to hear the Slymer Cookies is getting the job done right!
POTHEAD (verified owner) –
Good size sticky buds…will def buy again on sale…Best thing about this site…I can always find decent weed, shrooms and hash at prices I can afford…ty Haute
cmec (verified owner) –
It’s a really nice green and sticky, nice chill high. The sales they have are great
Matt Blanc –
Thank you for your feedback on our sales! We are happy to hear you are enjoying your Slymer Cookies!
tomtherrien97 (verified owner) –
WoW awesome product , 10/10 i love This one and for free wow
Matt Blanc –
Glad you are enjoying our Slymer Cookies on sale! We appreciate your feedback.
tesla (verified owner) –
I would always recommend this one, good head buzz and the taste is good
mikerusk613 (verified owner) –
Very good.. Vibrant green.. Smells a lil funky (in a good way)… Flavor is very similar to a sweet lemon bread.. It’s really nice.. The high is very head heavy high.. great stuff
Matt Blanc –
Thank you for reviewing our slymer Cookies! We love to hear you are enjoying the product!
cmec (verified owner) –
This is a product I will keep purchasing. Nice and mellow high and you feel it fast. Great aftertaste
cmec (verified owner) –
This is a product I will keep purchasing. Nice and mellow high and you feel it fast. Good taste.
atonicstar (verified owner) –
I liked the high, felt it pretty fast. Sticky. The smell was a little funky. Nice but had a heavy earthy scent
Matt Blanc –
Your feedback means a lot! We appreciate you taking the time to review our Slymer Cookies Flower.
syl20parento (verified owner) –
When I’ve read : “will leave you feeling dazed and confused in no time at all” I was skeptical, but now, I have to admit, it’s really true and it’s also kind a cool.
vrichard_86 (verified owner) –
J’adore pour le prix, très bon au goût, belle cocotte dure et cristallisée
DANK (verified owner) –
very good top shelf!
Helix (verified owner) –
For me the effect leaves me calm and meditative, great for listening to music.
rte66 (verified owner) –
nice weed , burns well with mellow high
Dani (verified owner) –
Beautiful buds strong smell and such a good high I highly recommend
susieque__1982 (verified owner) –
Haven’t tried yet but looks good.
britt.hoover (verified owner) –
Pretty great smell, very tacky and sticky, not bad
chad_linton (verified owner) –
Second best sativa i have ever smoked. second only to gg4. I smoke slymer all day long its the most intoxicating sativa for sure. A couple times i had to stop and take a minute because this stuff can wreck you in high doses. Fun smoke….its the cookies part that sedates big time but still an energetic smoke…weird.
lzoppa (verified owner) –
great tasting!
Dylan Edward (verified owner) –
Excellent bud, interesting strain, definitely a must try for the cannabis enthusiast our there.
rider.girl657 (verified owner) –
Sticky and smelt great
Matthew (verified owner) –
My favourite strain so far! Very good looking and smelling bud and a really good high
hanstheviking (verified owner) –
Sweat and Sticky buds ! Tastes 👌
High.im.skody (verified owner) –
This was my second time ordering this. Love it. Especially when its on sale.
dawebb08 (verified owner) –
Such a good smoke!
jafowler (verified owner) –
Very nice budd, happy I bought lots.
mikerusk613 (verified owner) –
not gunna lie.. Loved this stuff.. one day I’ll get it again.
monsieur_lavoie (verified owner) –
My haute health favorite
William Nicholson (verified owner) –
Not my favorite but good tasting bud
JamieJean420 (verified owner) –
I wouldn’t call it AAA but I was pleasantly surprised with the buds.
lots of crystal and dense buds that bust up nice. Likely will order again
if on sale.
coreyrbaddeley (verified owner) –
Great one of my favourites.
henhawke (verified owner) –
best stuff yet
Pooh (verified owner) –
Yummy cookies
nickolassmith2001 (verified owner) –
My third favourite strain on this site without a doubt will order everytime I see it I was so sad I had to reduce my order on account of it being out of stock
joeblais09 (verified owner) –
Awesome stuff man
jela0990 (verified owner) –
Highly recommended while on sale u won’t regret
sparky2120 (verified owner) –
Great stuff will buy again
zaynesmom04 (verified owner) –
Best I have bought so far when it comes to dry herb, great high and very dense buds!!!
jeffsquire35 (verified owner) –
It’s really good
blxstteam (verified owner) –
Some of the best I’ve had was iffy with trying craft buds as sometimes they lack more then Mids but this stuff!! Beautiful build, insane taste, lots of resin! Would definitely consider this some of the best 5 star I’ve had!
cannabisheadquarters (verified owner) –
Great smoke. I reUp on this each time they have it
GanjaManja (verified owner) –
Not bad on sale
jeffsquire35 –
Good stuff
rdyer29 (verified owner) –
This a great tasting strain good high!
nsidock (verified owner) –
Nice buzz, a little harsh though.
nsidock (verified owner) –
Really nice high but a little harsh I find though.
lzoppa (verified owner) –
Great smoke on sale a no brainer!
nickolassmith2001 (verified owner) –
Only wish I could have ordered more goddam that was amazing and the taste? *chefs kiss*
filionm82 (verified owner) –
bon pour médical
Major Dabs (verified owner) –
Real nice, solid buds, slightly harsh but gets you blasted!!
kajjindal (verified owner) –
Definitely indica dominant, heavy hitter and makes you exhausted/couch lock. definitely use in the evening. long lasting high.
Edbajg (verified owner) –
It good
snowmann111 (verified owner) –
Great weed will buy again
DANK (verified owner) –
we love this!!!
filionm82 (verified owner) –
nice taste good smell
rogerclout (verified owner) –
Great taste, nice smell ,solid buds and great high
laneleolewis (verified owner) –
This would have to be my favourite strain I’ve tried on here, actually got me baked an tasted awesome
GanjaManja (verified owner) –
Does the job
laturne12 (verified owner) –
Very nice smoke , love the taste and not too strong but you get high enough
lukasdanielson96 (verified owner) –
Nice lookin bud not all dry like other places good job !
lukasdanielson96 (verified owner) –
Good stuff
slitt47 (verified owner) –
Smells amazing, tight buds
mahdi_3sseiran (verified owner) –
My kind of cookies
benjaminburt (verified owner) –
Good stuff
bret.t23 (verified owner) –
One of my favourites
tesla (verified owner) –
Good when on sale
cannabisheadquarters (verified owner) –
An unusual but amazing flavor, will be buying more.
owengoerk98 (verified owner) –
Lots of crystal, tastes amazing, smells great, and hits awesome definitely worth the 13$ G
chris.stone760 (verified owner) –
really good product
tragic101 (verified owner) –
Totally satisfied with this beauty!
lildrewdizzle (verified owner) –
I lovee this weed, awesome smell and a great buzz, this coming from someone who smokes a lot. grade A stuff !
jacsjrjs (verified owner) –
Sits you back in your chair.
Prince of Dankness (verified owner) –
Very good smoke, burns pretty smooth.
creativemillworks-9937 –
Great flavor and knocked me right out! Great sleep!
jacsjrjs (verified owner) –
Hard nuggets with a couch lock then short burst of energy
miranda-caines (verified owner) –
Yummm
Fb13 (verified owner) –
Really nice tasting
harrabek88 (verified owner) –
Crazy looking and tasting buds.
tmsdecker (verified owner) –
was decent, get it on sale
gloriapeckford1984 (verified owner) –
Ok high, wasn’t a fan of the taste.
mathieu.boisvert (verified owner) –
That thing got me really high surprising effect for a sativa dominant
dewie-69 (verified owner) –
Great stuff got it on sale would buy again for sure.
gabe.arseneau (verified owner) –
One of the most unique and exotic looking strain ive come across. really interesting peppery spicy herbal taste. The mix of bright green, orange and blackish purple on these voluptuous nugs is truly a sight to behold. Hoping for you guys I didn’t just get a lucky batch.
bigdan_komo (verified owner) –
Smoked this and was out of order for 2 solid hours.
ShawnP_420 (verified owner) –
Very tasty!!!
adyb (verified owner) –
One of the best strains ordered so far! Buds are thick dense, full of colour and the buzz is beautiful! Definitely will be ordering again!
dewie-69 (verified owner) –
Nice would buy again
dewie-69 (verified owner) –
Good high, nice taste
justin_lk (verified owner) –
got on sale and 110% worth it, tastes amazing and looks like it does in the photo
tootallsnoop (verified owner) –
one of the best
zakbabson0 (verified owner) –
Great smoke, very smooth. Strong body high with cerebral effects, coupled with kief this one is a heavy hitter
zakbabson0 (verified owner) –
Nice smooth smoke, packed a bowl of this and forgot who I was for a half hour. Great strain 👍🏻
JamieJean420 (verified owner) –
Super nice, got it on sale, very loaded with crystal.
johnbreau987 (verified owner) –
Super
Simo (verified owner) –
Love the chrystals on it
derick842122 (verified owner) –
Dry
julie.deko157 (verified owner) –
Wicked Stuff. Worth it
iverson.t (verified owner) –
Expensive, but worth it. I tried this one when it was on sale. Buds were dense and full of Kief. Great taste, great, smoke, lasting high. Recommend.
kieytrist (verified owner) –
This pot is amazing for pain and anxiety!! In my opinion!!
patwalker514 (verified owner) –
AAAA+ super dank
derick842122 (verified owner) –
Amazing
phissx (verified owner) –
The smell of this is stunning. If i could relate it to a fruit it would be kiwi for some reason.. I simply LOVE the smell of this and the crystal is intense. worth the 13 per g as is.
kcaccamo85 (verified owner) –
Nice purple in the buds
Count Zacula (verified owner) –
Great smoke and a nice high. A little couch lock. Nice purple color